{"title":"Toys","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"politicians-vladimir-putin-toy","title":"Vladimir Putin toy","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFinally, we are Putin it out there. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBare chested parody Vladimir Putin squeaky dog toy. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWith a Judo black belt holding up his cargo pants, a hammer and sickle necklace and a KGB tattoo, he makes Mother Russia very proud.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDESIGNED IN THE UK\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eToys tested to child safety standards in EU \u0026amp; USA \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMade from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDesigned to be durable. The body and arms are constructed from one piece of fabric, making them perfect for tug of war.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAll dog toys complete with 2 squeakers! One in the head, and one in the tummy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBoth squeakers are within nylon pockets, giving you that extra bit of time to retrieve the toy should pooch gain access.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eReinforced the seams of our political parody dog toys with cotton ribbon, but Vladimir is not indestructible, so carefully monitor play.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHe is not intended for strong chewers.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTHIS IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eDimensions:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eREGULAR: 36cm tall, 30cm wide.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Turnaround","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40714711269568,"sku":"","price":17.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0599\/2687\/2256\/products\/vladimir2.png?v=1767894963"},{"product_id":"boris-johnson-toy","title":"Boris dog toy","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eOven ready Boris, the British PM\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eParody Boris Johnson dog toy, vibrantly printed baggy suit, complete with untucked tie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eChew toy Boris has a fabulous mop of blonde hair made from plush fabric.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000; text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eDesigned in the UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eToys tested to child safety standards in EU, USA \u0026amp; Australia\/NZ \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eMade from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAll dog toys complete with 2 squeakers! One in the head, and one in the tummy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eBoth squeakers are within nylon pockets, giving you that extra bit of time to retrieve the toy should pooch gain access.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eDesigned to be durable. The body and arms are constructed from one piece of fabric, making them perfect for tug of war.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eReinforced the seams of our political parody dog toys with cotton ribbon, but Boris is not indestructible, so carefully monitor play.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHe is not intended for strong chewers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eTHIS IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eDimensions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eREGULAR: 34cm tall, 29cm wide.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"pet hates toys","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40986961641664,"sku":"","price":17.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0599\/2687\/2256\/products\/boris1.png?v=1668590487"},{"product_id":"donald-trump-toy","title":"Donald dog toy","description":"\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eIs it Fake News? 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