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Keir starmer toy

  • £17.99
Tax included.
Leader of the oppawsition, parody Keir Starmer dog toy, with a real-life looking silver quiff of hair. 
  • Parody Keir dog toy, in a vibrantly printed smart lawyer's suit, and complete with rosy cheeks.
  • Chew toy Keir has a fabulous silver quiff made from plush fabric.
Designed in the UK
  • 100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys. 
  • Toys tested to child safety standards in EU
  • Made from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester.
  • Designed to be durable. The body and arms are constructed from one piece of fabric, making them perfect for tug of war.
  • All dog toys complete with 2 squeakers! One in the head, and one in the tummy.
  • Both squeakers are within nylon pockets, giving you that extra bit of time to retrieve the toy should pooch gain access.
  • Reinforced the seams of our political parody dog toys with cotton ribbon, but Keir is not indestructible, so carefully monitor play.
  • He is not intended for strong chewers.
  • THIS IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY.
    Dimensions:
    REGULAR: 36cm tall, 30cm wide.